101 ways to annoy your parents - By B.W.

Prelude: I'm 17 months now, so it's 'bout time I write a book! I'm sure other babies are probably in pre-school by now. Anyway mom says to write about stuff I can relate to or am good at, so here it goes. In no particular order:

101 Ways to Annoy Mom and Dad

1. stack shoes on top of the coffee table right after it's been dusted.
2. Hold onto the end of a roll of toilet paper and run as fast as you can (if you do this while mom is feeding sister you get a lot farther.)
3. Then tear up the t.p. in tiny little pieces. It makes it harder to clean up
4. Take out the tupperware and plastic bowls and throw them on the kitchen floor.
5. Turn your sippy cup upside down and shake it all over the house
6. Ask to be carried every where when they look busy.
7. Turn the t.v. off and on over and over again
8. Take their keys and hide them in a spot they will never find them.
9. Bring outside toys inside and vice versa.
10. Knock all of the dvd's off of the shelf
11. Throw your food after they just swept the floor
12. Take sister's hair bows and put them in a 5 gallon water jug, where it's really hard for mom to get them out.
    
13. While taking a bath try and dump as much water onto the floor as possible
14. Poop in the tub
15. Take mom's candles and hide them in your room.
16. Pull down the dish towels hanging on the oven so they land on the floor.
17. Demand to make mom carry you while she is cooking.
18. Get in to dad's watches
19. Hide dad's wallet underneath the area rugs (takes them forever to find it.)
20. Call 911

This is a work in progress, if you have some ideas feel free to leave a comment and might include them in my book ;)

baby B